dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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