Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
jump out the window naked night went bad
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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