Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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