Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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