um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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