so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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