I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
