im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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