Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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