she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
God, I missed his penis.
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