found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
All the doctor said was why
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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