Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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