i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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