I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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