Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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