Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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