your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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