This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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