Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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