Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The power of my boobs compel you
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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