So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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