Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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