Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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