and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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