spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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