I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't think brook has ever known best
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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