How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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