This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Randomize
