Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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