How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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