what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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