like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
