I want to make a zoo with you.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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