i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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