Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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