Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
