evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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