all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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