Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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