so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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