he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
A+ Viking dick
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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