By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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