Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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