in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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