: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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