Only a mothe r could love this liver
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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