Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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