I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize