I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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