And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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