Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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