talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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