I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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